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Stimulus Package: $384,949 on Duck Genitalia Study
Almost $385k in stimulus dollars to measure duck dicks and you-know-whats. Not sure if our federal government is that stupid or Yale students are that smart….

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  • breadbasket

    “Measure duck dicks” The funniest line I have read in years!!

  • Igor

    Shoot, for that amount of money I’ll catch the ducks myself and do the measuring. I’m sure I can expense all the equipment I’d need…

    • RightSide

      A Berretta A400 Xtreme 12 Gauge and 100 boxes of shells would keep it under 3 grand and you’d wind up with a fine shotgun and some good eating, too :) Who says you can’t economize? :)

      • Igor

        I like the way you think, son, you and I are on the same wavelength. Don’t forget the Gator to run around the swamp in. I see some of ‘em are on sale today…

        • RightSide

          Might as well throw in a Z COMANCHE Bass Boat while you’re at it…

          • Igor

            You’re on my team, bud!!

      • Igor

        Pity…. I already have a Mossberg 930. Wait, that’s my *personal* shotgun. Yep. Definitely need the Baretta. Good call…