HomeCrimeHomeland: If You Face A Mass Shooter, Cut The Mutha… ©2015 Black & Right January 31, 2013 Crime, Education, Homeland Security 5 Comments Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors Should you be confronted by a lunatic shooting people in mass quantity, instead of running for an exit, go to your desk and grab some scissors. I’ll have to remember that. Tallyman Without Big Sis, I wouldn’t have thought to run away, hide or lock the door. Must I give him a chance to surrender before I stab him with the scissors? If I kill him instead of wounding his gun arm, does the law make me immune from prosecution? What if he drops the gun after I stab him, can I pick up the gun and shoot him and not be prosecuted for gun violence? Are all school scissors now going to have sharp, instead of blunt, ends? What if students stab each other with scissors? Please, Big Sis help me be the person you desire and insure that every student’s desk has a sharp scissor to stab any gunmen.. Igor If they had a scissor-launcher that had a magazine over 10 “rounds” I’d give it a try. Otherwise, SHUT UP, YOU USELESS WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY!! Ahem. Sorry for the outburst. koala ” a scissor-launcher that had a magazine over 10 “rounds”! I want one! Igor Actually, I’m an Engineer and could build one for ya, it just wouldn’t be “portable”. Without a forklift, that is….But it would be fun! koala Cool!