B&R Memes Of The Day

“I’ve met him, you know — Obama.
6’7″ he is, arms like mighty oak trees, legs like even mightier oak
trees: clear grey eyes looking to the far horizon, his lantern jaw set
against the approaching storm but yet with a slight hint of a distant
smile born of many combats won and mortal enemies vanquished.

I stood speechless in his presence at a restaurant in Marina del Rey —
just speechless, weeping silently at the sheer magnetism and force of
personality coming off the man in seismic waves; a transcendental,
religious experience that kept me awake for a week, as if I had seen the
heavens split open in a blaze of orange and purple glory, and all of
God’s Great Plan revealed.

And when he finally did speak, it was the sound of distant thunder
echoing off ancient mountains, a sound that predates mankind’s puny
screeching — a sound that, indeed, is antecedent to the founding of
Life on Earth and comes carried through the ether on the shock wave of
ancient dying stars. And though he only spoke twelve words during the
four hours I stood in his presence, those words are with me still, a
perfect dozen seared into my memory, written in gold across the great
hall of my mind.

He said, ‘HEY, CAN YOU GET THIS ONE? I LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.’”

(Shamelessly plagerized from Iowahawk’s site and only ONE word changed… guess which one…) (this was a comment written by Bill Whittle, actually)