The B&R Presidents’ Day Skim

Immigration – How can confirmed illegal aliens be awarded a cash settlement? What constitutional rights? They’ve broken the law, and they’re not citizens, so how does the constitution apply to them? Aside from the fact that “sanctuary cities” are unconstitutional, and “profiling” isn’t. — I thought the Obama symbols were just a bit, uhm, off.

Israel defense – They have every right, but by golly, they’ll get crucified if they try to exercise that right.

Egyptian Hostage – Yeah, it doesn’t quite reinforce the accepted narrative of the “arab spring”, so … hostage, what hostage?

Obama gas pains (heh) – “Some economists say it could push the fragile U.S. economy back into recession.” — really, ya think? And when did we get out of the recession?! My paycheck, gas, food, insurance and other indicators seem to be telling me that we’re still “recessing”!

Ideological hypocrites – “True, both parties have played games on the debt ceiling, but never to the point of undermining the federal government’s credit standing, as the Republicans did last year.” — Wait, I thought that the undermining of the credit standing had more to do with the insane amounts of debt that the Democrats have run up in the last 3 years. Sure Repubs share the blame, but lately this rests solely on the Democrat controlled House and Senate, and the pResident.

Unions return to Democrats – Right, like they ever left. They were just throwing a little tantrum.

Love rat – ?!?! eww. I love my dog, but we don’t french.

Rethink dieting – Indeed, Bob! I’m so tired of the effort required to ignore this kind of thing. Here lately “scientists say” holds about as much authority and concern as “the White House had this to say…”

Rep. West Black History Month Speech – Way to go Rep. West! That was a history lesson the likes of which EVERYONE, regardless of race needs to hear.

Obama and Dem primaries – this ought to be interesting, especially if the far, distant left who want to replace Obama get any traction.

Tourists stoned on Temple Mount – “He said he did not know the cause of the incident.” — Really?! My guess would be, but don’t hold me to it, is the religion of perpetual outrage.

TSA ogling – “The TSA has said that it has since upgraded the software used in the scanners so that it only displays stick figures and just highlights potentially dangerous objects rather than bodily features.” — wait just a minute! Isn’t that what they said initially, that these systems would block “the naughty bits”, that these systems would not be capable of recording these images, etc., etc. Why… the lying sacks of sh….  Oh wait, it’s a government agency, the “lying sacks” is a foregone conclusion.