I wish they’d just come out and say it: they want young, pliable Democrat activists so they need to scare so they can lock ‘em in.
Two days before Christmas, Democratic Senator Robert Menendez of New Jersey sent a bizarre open letter to the North Pole to warn Santa about the “dramatic melting of the Arctic sea ice” due to the effects of carbon emissions.
“I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver billions of Christmas gifts if the ice cap on the North Pole no longer stays frozen all year,” the senator wrote. “What will happen to your house, your workshop, the elves’ houses and your reindeer barns?”
The senator’s solution is for Kris Kringle to move to New Jersey.
The only reason Santa might consider is because Governor Christie wouldn’t punish him for being a producer. As for Menendez, I’d say “shame on you” but it appears you have little of it in you.
What a joke of a poli-tic-ian! Oh wait – he’s a Dumbocrat. What was I thinking??
He outta be recalled, but probably is smarter than the people that voted for him, so that’s not gonna work. Any suggestions, readers?
Igor