Playboy’s Hefner, 84 says he’s engaged
CHICAGO (AP) — Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner says he’s gotten engaged again. Crystal Harris is 23, according to her online biography by E!
On one hand, you can’t begrudge anyone who finds happiness. On the other hand, this is so wrong.
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Will she receive Golddigger of the Year in 2010 or 2011? Both are getting what they bargained for. I thank her on behalf of all decent young men for not marrying a decent young man and following her dream. If we’d allow polygamy, he could marry twenty of them. Give as many such golddigging women the life they deserve.
Actually, Hef is just looking for a way to beat the “death tax.”
If he thought he still be around in 10 years, he’d have waited until he could “marry” his daughter.
Tallyman: Both are getting what they bargained for.
Try: Both are getting what they’re bangin’ for.
No ewwws from me – I’m sure they’ve found true love! They’ll have so much in common – they can converse about sports, the economy, politics, literature, music, food/wine, rocket science – things I’m sure she knows so much about at her age! My advice: put off the wedding date as long as you can, Hef – anyone who’s married knows the sex ends after marriage.
@RockThisTown
“the sex ends after marriage”
Now I’m going to have to change this to Horrifying Visual Of The Day!
A golddigger marrying a Dirty Old man. Yawn. Good looks follows money (no matter HOW it was acquired!).
Nothing new here to see, folks. Move along!
Igor
(The sex ends after marriage, Rock?? I don’t think so!!!)
Sorry, Bob, but now I am wondering: Is EWWWOTD > HVOTD, or is HVOTD > EWWWOTD?
OK, everyone calm down. It was a tongue-in-cheek joke, OK?
Whose tongue and whose cheek?
… and was that yet another horrifying visual of the day?
Maybe, old Hef is smarter than we give him credit. String her along while she puts out the max and then cancel the marriage at the last minute. Then repeat with a newer model.
Fine, but can ol’ Hef still… put up?
Will you strip for the world? Yes.
Will you marry me? Yes.
Congratulations on a successful job interview; but, can you retain your position? Hefner is known to have a predilection for “outsourcing”.
Sanctity of marriage? What sanctity of marriage?
I was wondering what his girlfriends have to say about this. He sleeps in one end of the mansion and she’ll sleep in her end. Stopping by when Hef takes his viagra.
Ewww…. just ewww…
You’d think Hef could hook up with a hot chick in L.A. half his age and appear a lot more respectable than marrying someone who was five when he hit retirement age.
bob – was thinking the same thing. Why couldn’t he have found some hot 40 something year old woman?
definite blond moment here
also, let’s just say Heff isn’t the man he USED to be
Will he be calling Mr. Harris “dad?”
My initial reaction? I almost laughed myself silly. They say there’s no fool like an old fool. He is now officially a laughing stock.
If I got to his age, and could still get a woman like that… damn straight I would.
Well, except I’m not really into blondes.
Still, didn’t he start out with something like a dozen girls, and slowly winnowed them down to just this one? Kind of crafty.
Wauser,
If it makes you feel any better, she clearly isn’t really a blonde.