The Day Before Christmas Eve Edition


Snow in London, global warming solved
I guess it’s really bad over there

Steven Spielberg advising Nancy Pelosi on rebranding Democrats
Nancy Pelosi wants Spielberg as advisor, director says no
111th Congress comes to a close; new session begins on Jan. 5
Spielberg would never remake a bad movie
Journalists in Norway, Russia get WikiLeaks files
All quarter mil and they’re not telling how. Transparency
Mrs. Obama’s Separate Hawaii Travel Likely Costs at Least $63,000
Like she could give a shit
Obama administration files WTO complaint against China over wind power subsidies
Solar cell maker SpectraWatt plans shutdown
We told them “green energy” was a taxpayer-funded, special interest money pit scam and they just… didn’t… listen…
Sewage Spill Forced Into Kailua Bay Where President Obama and Family are Staying
Shit seems to follow them wherever they go
Save the ‘Net; abolish the FCC
Government appointees should NEVER be able to regulate communications
Don’t Describe Illegal Immigrants As “Illegals”
Okay, why do we change our laws and rules to accommodate law and rule breakers?

State to phase out energy-sucking light bulbs
Eco-bulbs ‘a health hazard for babies and pregnant women due to mercury inside’

We-Told-You-So Flashback: When Good Intentions Go Bad, Or Worse, 2/29/08

Diane Sawyer Cordially Invites Frosh GOPers to Slit Their Own Throats on National TV
It does smell of set-up
The Perils of Charging Rape
Assange defenders in damage control mode
Enthralled White House Press Corps Pose Sycophantic ‘Questions’ to ‘Comeback Kid’ Obama
At least someone didn’t ask him if he was “enchanted” again
Which Republicans Sold Out?
There are a few more not on Morris’ list
UAW to Target Foreign-Owned Car Plants in U.S.
More companies to fuck up
Gay student’s parents to sue university
Was the school obligated to provide a positive environment for learning or butt fucking?
Three guilty of planning terror attack
I’m tired of guessing whom it was THIS time. Same answer
45 people lynched amid Haiti cholera fears
A radically ignorant way to stop the spread
ObamaCare Rationing Begins
Why is it the things Obama scolds us for lying about almost always comes true?
Camel beauty pageant draws thousands of contestants
Leg-man heaven
‘Clinging to the Euro Will Only Prolong the Agony’
Didn’t we also warn unifying currency would drag down the strong to the weak?
NHS Direct ‘at breaking point’: Patients waiting two days for help in worst flu outbreak for ten years
The “model” we’re emulating


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  • tv2112

    During the Winter of 95′ I took a week long jaunt to London. Best vacation ever. Because it was colder than week old crap, I was force to buy a heavy wool trench-coat. BEST INVESTMENT EVER!!!! I still wear that coat to this day. I loved London when it was brisk. Brought more people into the pubs so I could win more Guinness playing darts and Cribbage. I bought 2 beers that whole week but drank many Londoners under the table :)
    MTV (R)

  • GoodMojo

    E-mailed to my (2TWO) Republican Senators, this AM:

    Under what possible circumstance, does a treaty that imposes more restrictions on the US, than on any other party, serve our Nation?

    How is denying the USA’s right to change our defensive posture at any time, in any way we choose, make us safer?

    Why could this have not been saved, or delayed if necessary (and it was) until the next Congress?

    So far, the only thing the START Treaty assures, is our National disadvantage, and the need for new representation. It’s time for you to come home now. I will likely be supporting your PRIMARY opponent.

    Both voted for START. I apologize for them…

  • gagblue

    Igor! You are so right!!! I actually had that one in my head to put down – and in my quest to think of more – it got lost somewhere! Thanks dude!

  • Igor

    Gagblue,

    Don’t Describe Illegal Immigrants As “Illegals”
    Politically correct: Undocumented Democratic voters

    You overlooked that one.

    Igor

  • Uncle Rick

    “Diane Sawyer . . .”

    Too bad. A well-prepared freshman would have no difficulty turning the tables on Ms Sawyer. The only down side is that this part of the dialog would likely be cut.

  • gagblue

    Steven Spielberg advising Nancy Pelosi on rebranding Democrats
    Watch out, Nancy, you might morph into an E.T. Oh, never mind. You already did.
    Mrs. Obama’s Separate Hawaii Travel Likely Costs at Least $63,000
    Does that include a meal on the plane?
    Obama administration files WTO complaint against China over wind power subsidies
    Solar cell maker SpectraWatt plans shutdown

    The only ‘green’ going on here is the money stolen from the taxpayers under the scam of ‘environmentalism.’
    Don’t Describe Illegal Immigrants As “Illegals”
    Here’s a handy guide for alternative names:
    Politically correct: Undocumented workers. Visiting tenants. Neighborly guests. Honest folks ‘living in the shadows’.
    Politically incorrect: Miscreants. Scofflaws. Outlaws. Freeloaders. Future inmates. Drug runners. Citizenship thieves. Interlopers. Intruders. Invaders. Poachers. Squatters. Party crashers.
    State to phase out energy-sucking light bulbs
    Better idea: phase out money-sucking, nanny-state politicians.
    Diane Sawyer Cordially Invites Frosh GOPers to Slit Their Own Throats on National TV
    ATTN CONGRESSIONAL GOP FRESHMAN: Keep your ego in check, and stay away from the national cameras unless you have home field advantage and control the format. Yes, you think you’re great now b/c you got elected, but Sawyer doesn’t think so, and her mission is to embarrass you.
    Enthralled White House Press Corps Pose Sycophantic ‘Questions’ to ‘Comeback Kid’ Obama
    “Mr. President, do you think history will deem your first term ‘great’ or ‘the greatest’?
    Which Republicans Sold Out?
    The ones who will find a pink slip with their paycheck come re-election time.
    Gay student’s parents to sue university
    Proving proximate cause won’t be easy, but if they do, watch other universities to initiate mandatory ‘sensitivity classes.’ All part of the plan to mainstream aberrant behavior.
    Three guilty of planning terror attack
    I’m not even looking & I can see they’re Muslim men, ages 18-40.
    45 people lynched amid Haiti cholera fears
    Hmmm. . . . I’m no microbiologist, but I’m thinking that learning how to provide clean drinking water beats dead bodies piling up.
    ObamaCare Rationing Begins
    Next come the death panels he also said weren’t in the plan.
    Camel beauty pageant draws thousands of contestants
    Several were disqualified, however, when it was learned they had previously posed nude.
    ‘Clinging to the Euro Will Only Prolong the Agony’
    And liberals will ignore it, but try to make us repeat it.
    NHS Direct ‘at breaking point’: Patients waiting two days for help in worst flu outbreak for ten years
    Best advice: “Take two Senators and bribe them in the morning.”

  • Tallyman

    Oh, the hubris of the global warming crowd in London to think that man can through his actions control the weather which is the sole province of the Gods. The wrath of Boreas is visited upon the sinners