The B&R Monday Edition


Sharia lessons for pupils, six: Minister’s concern after BBC investigates 40 ‘weekend schools’
It’s not execution-execution
FCC moves to ensure ‘net neutrality’
As government is involved, the last thing it will be is “neutral”
Higher Taxes Won’t Reduce the Deficit
Like Democrats will listen
The Climate Cash Cow
On the anniversary of Climategate the Watermelons show their true colours
“Green on the outside, red on the inside.” Good one
Time Offered Meghan McCain as the GOP Expert for ‘Person of the Year’ Nods
My initial response was “Are you fucking stupid?” directed at both Time and Meghan
Attorney: Kilpatrick had affair with police monitor
The mayor was busy
Cigarettes ‘may be sold in plain brown packs so they are less attractive to children’
That works real well with forties
‘War criminal’ gets a UN job
You know he can’t be the first and only
‘Santa’ claws out for doll
This year’s “it”
Clinton says (again) she’s through with politics
Clinton on Terrorists: I Want to See These Guys Executed or in Prison
Sounds like a 2012 campaign soundbite
Obama Jokes He’s Diverting AF1 to Visit Hugo Chavez
Sure, he was joking… while someone was probably plotting a route
Charlie Rangel Is a Symptom of a Bigger Problem
Blacks will vote for their crooked Democrat no matter what (see: Charlie, Marion, William, Alcee, Carol, Maxine)
McCook mayor’s family holds 17 government jobs in tiny village
Sounds like a made-for-cable, small-time crime drama
Ireland admits it needs bailout
I guess the first step is admitting you have a problem
Al Qaeda Promises U.S. Death By A ‘Thousand Cuts’
So far, they’ve given us feel-ups
Analyst: TSA methods ‘will kill more Americans on highway’
That would only be the case under Bush
Afghan Christian faces trial for alleged conversion from Islam
In the future, you may wish to leave a Muslim country before you try this
NATO Considering Peacekeeping Force in Middle East
You’ll be soo–reee!
Fox News’ Megyn Kelly in GQ: ‘You may have heard that we’re number one’
Humble as well
Top political scientist: U.S. voters are ‘pretty damn stupid’
That should disqualify this pompous ass
Whoopi Goldberg Decries Fact-Challenged Bloggers, But Spreads Misinformation Herself on ABC’s The View
If I’m busted making stuff up, I’m toast. She gets a contract extension
ESCONDIDO: Rights group decries deportation of family
Busted and booted after a minor traffic infraction. We should have waited until they killed someone
People with moles less prone to ageing
Not good news for those who had the eyesores removed


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4 Responses to The B&R Monday Edition

  1. Igor says:

    What a hoot! Trust SNL to tell it like it really is…

    “…but it’s probably US!! Now, take off your d*** shoes!”.

    If they hired those gals in the video to do the frisking, there’d be people lining up for the free feel.

    Igor

    (I’m *driving* to Salt Lake…)

  2. Igor says:

    Time Offered Meghan McCain as the GOP Expert for ‘Person of the Year’ Nods
    My initial response was “Are you fucking stupid?” directed at both Time and Meghan

    No need to give us the patently obvious answer, Bob.

    Top political scientist: U.S. voters are ‘pretty damn stupid’
    That should disqualify this pompous ass

    Don’t be so quick to judge, Bob.
    Exhibit A: Kalifornia…
    Exhibit B: Anybody that still thinks Odumbo is doing a good job.
    Igor

  3. Uncle Rick says:

    “Higher taxes won’t reduce deficit”

    Doh! The deficit didn’t come about and grow because Americans were paying insufficient taxes, but because the Congress’ spending and borrowing have been out of control since who laid the rails.

  4. GoodMojo says:

    “Sharia lessons for pupils, six: Minister’s concern after BBC investigates 40 ‘weekend schools’”
    “It’s not execution-execution”

    SILENCE! I kill you…. right after nap time…
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    “Time Offered Meghan McCain as the GOP Expert for ‘Person of the Year’ Nods”

    I’d require some kind of written exam to prove Meghan McCain is an expert on…Meghan McCain!

    ———-

    “Al Qaeda Promises U.S. Death By A ‘Thousand Cuts’…

    This Al Qaeda… Are they at WAR with us, or something?
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    “Fox News’ Megyn Kelly in GQ: ‘You may have heard that we’re number one’”

    If she dresses similarly… as she rips some unprepared interviewee a new asshole…I’d be proud to watch. Oh…wait… I’m proud to watch her do that in her normal “work attire” anyway.

    ———-

    “Top political scientist: U.S. voters are ‘pretty damn stupid’”

    A liberal poli/sci guru calls Conservative thought, principles, and voters “stupid”. SAY IT AIN”T SO!

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