The B&R Monday Edition

Near-Record 49% Say Democratic Party “Too Liberal”
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

Obama: We need to save the same jobs again with $50B more in state bailouts
Same bullshit, another day
Sarah Palin: “I Have Not Had Breast Implants”
Carly Fiorina doesn’t owe Barbara Boxer an apology for private hair remark
Oh puh-leez. Y’all ladies, let it go
Why Isn’t That Maine Boom Being Deployed to the Gulf?
White House turns up heat on BP with flurry of new demands
Obama’s alternate history musings on the oil spill
Obama says BP oil spill impact ‘echoes’ 9/11; relative of WTC victim calls President ‘off-base’
The prez now understands what it’s like to be blamed for something you have no control over. Sucks, don’t it?
Van Der Sloot Willing to Tell Where Holloway’s Buried in Exchange for Transfer to Aruba
Report: Dutchman Offers Holloway Details for Move
Joran fears for his safety. He’s now experiencing the horror of last few minutes of his victim’s lives. Fuck him
Jimmy Dean, RIP
If I ever do my cooking special, it would feature my family-favorite ‘Cheesy Rice’ with Jimmy Dean sausage. He touched our lives
Congress Mulls Bill to Revise Birthright Citizenship
FINALLY! How long have I been talking about this…?
Fellow journalists let Helen Thomas down by not reining her in
Rosie O’Donnell: Helen Thomas Wasn’t Telling Jews ‘Go Back to the Ovens, So ‘Sit and Spin,’ Helen-Haters
Rabbi who filmed Helen Thomas told to ‘go back in the oven’
Who are generally the haters, Rosie?
Michelle Obama vows to help Camp Pendleton troops
Noble, but there are millions that could use her husband’s help getting back to work
Gas Station Owners Pay The Price For BP Affiliation
Guess the party affiliation of those with irrational ignorance…?
June 14, 1948: TV Guide Prototype Hits N.Y. Newsstands
For you youngins, before the Internet, the TV Guide was the only way of knowing what would be on Thursday
The Twinkle Takeover: Gay (and Gay-Seeming) Boys on the TV and at the Mall
‘Twinkles’, eh? Yes, they are everywhere now
The ‘mighty, mighty union’
Despite all the chants and talk, we’re all seeing what many in unions are really all about: their money
Boldly going nowhere: Nasa ends plan to put man back on Moon
Restoring our status in the world
(BTW — As NASA is an acronym, wouldn’t it be capitalized?)
Harry Reid dares Nevadans to vote against him
A little child psychology there, Harry? Watch them
Riot police break up World Cup wages demonstration
Must have been real low wages
Was Margaret Thatcher the first climate sceptic?
I wouldn’t doubt she was up there
At Convention, Texas GOP Passes Immigration Plank Similar to Arizona Law
Balls
Abby Sunderland’s solo bid was ‘too risky’ says American Sailing Association
Would you let your 16-year-old daughter drive cross country by herself? Probably not. Did it really take an association to make common sense official?
Mini gun to lure female UK cops
You know, the size of the gun is a reflection of the size of her… hands
Gilded age: How elderly New Yorkers hide their assets to qualify for Medicaid
You really can’t blame them for taxed income/savings the government would tax again
Which America will it be after 2010?
‘Tea partyers’ pushing to get new line on November ballot
We were talking about how Republicans could wrench defeat from the jaws of victory…
Hunt on for asteroid dust and solar system secrets
Did I miss the line about quarantine procedures or is dirt dirt everywhere?
Amherst Massachusetts jumps on Arizona Boycott Bandwagon
Arizona will be smartin’ now
Charity begins at Meeks’ home
Smells fishy
Obama adviser questions legitimacy of SC candidate
This should get the birthers going