Scott Brown Joke Of The Day

Saturday Night Live is just kidding around with him now….

Just wait until his vote kills something the Democrats really want.

h/t Kevin E

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8 Responses to Scott Brown Joke Of The Day

  1. Nicolas says:

    “Just wait until his vote kills something the Democrats really want.”

    then we’ll see who’s laughing…

  2. Nicolas says:

    also, gotta say, those were pretty solid imitations of those vile lefties, that’ve taken over sadly, even Robert Byrd..man that was creepy

  3. Bob says:

    Still up on my computer, Maus.

  4. Syble says:

    speaking of pelosi, here’s another joke:

    Subject: Chemistry lesson

    Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered!
    Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now
    identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

    The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

    Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

    Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

    Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes.

    This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

    When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

    ha ha ha!!

  5. Ilion says:

    Thanks, Syble.

  6. Nicolas says:

    “Still up on my computer, Maus.”

    ditto that

  7. Palmetto says:

    That’s whole lot more of John Hamm than you see on Mad Men!

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