While liberal talk radio is drying up, and they’re few gigs for a has-been comedienne (who wasn’t really funny), she got offered a gig, by a conservative.
The reason a person is a conservative republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that’s science – that’s neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican. It’s counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel in their cruelty.
I don’t know if you heard me talking to Jenny a while ago, but I was saying that first you have to be an asshole and then comes the conservatism. You gotta be a dick to cleave onto their ideology.
— Janeane Garofalo, enviro-celeb blog Ecorazzi, 2/12/09
Now I don’t know how this season’s “24″ will end, but Joel Surnow should rethink having such an ungrateful person back on the show.
h/t Chris






And they revel in their anti-intellectualism.
ok………that’s me.
first you have to be an asshole and then comes the conservatism.
you know me so well.
You gotta be a dick to cleave onto their ideology.
janeane, baby, your singing my song.
substitute every time “conservative” and “republican” is said and swap it out for “liberal” and “democrat”..THEN the statement is true
let’s do it shall we?
“The reason a person is a liberal Democrat is because something is wrong with them. Again, that’s science – that’s neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a Democrat. It’s counter-intuitive. And they revel in their anti-intellectualism. They revel in their cruelty.
I don’t know if you heard me talking to Jenny a while ago, but I was saying that first you have to be an asshole and then comes the liberalism. You gotta be a dick to cleave onto their ideology.”
NOW it’s correct
Well, I guess I really am an asshole and a dick.
Unless she already knows she’s leaving the show, either by her own choice or is being written off, then she really is a moron for saying that. The show certainly doesn’t need her.
Actually, I can’t really disagree with most of what she said.
That is so ironic. Didn’t she get rich in AMERICA? The former land of opportunity? Now that she’s got hers, she talks like a cruel asshole. All the things she mentions are the ideologies that are taking down this nation. Geez, if she was starting out a year from now she’d not do too well.
what an asshole SHE is. A littly porky asshole.
Garofalo, as I had commented in a previous post, has the emotional stablility of a 12 yr. old crackhead. She was Bill Maher one night and made the rest of the liberal panel look like National Review columnists. Until I saw her recently, I thought electroshock had been banned. Jeez. Of course, with the dick and asshole analogy, the left’s intellectual banner flies high. Once upon a time, she was funny and cute. Now, she is an 40ish tatooed college town coffeehouse flunky.
A spastic reactionary child, kind of like me. How sad.
I thought they have her on the show just for the irony of it all. Maybe Jack will get to torture and then shoot her at some point..that would make Hoss happy.
dicks, assholes, cleaving, and reveling… i swear these people have a one-track mind
Her ideas of a conservative are exactly what I have thought about Democrats & Liberals. During my College days I worked part time for the NY Senate. Boy, was that ever enlightening! It was my impression at that time that Democrats were like 3 year old’s that kick & scream when they didn’t get their own way. Now I know that is fact.
Garofalo acts like the plain Jane girl that is pissed off that she isn’t pretty & has to blast everyone else to feel any kind of self worth. She is the spoiled child that makes fun of people she feels inferior to. Actually, I guess that kind of reflects most Liberal’s personalities as well.
Ahh Janeane, what a potty mouth.
What charm school did you flunk out of?
These liberal Democrat women, besides almost always being on the wrong side of history, they hardly ever engage their brains, before they engage their mouths(can you say Nancy Pelosi).
Memo to Janeane, lay off the medical marijuana & mountain dew, it’s obviously damaging your ability to reason.
Based on the list of historical actions of liberals & the Democrat party in the name of “helping” the American black families, I can only think that the American black families may soon be extinct.
Janeane, liberals & Democrats, have you no shame?