When There’s No More Room In Hell, The Dead Will Vote In Florida
So apropos on Halloween…
Thousands of dead Floridians are registered to vote and some in Central Florida had ballots cast in their names long after their deaths.
“That is scary,” said Jim Branch.
Branch’s mother Marjorie died in 2004 but someone voted for her in 2006. Branch had tried to get his mother removed from the voter rolls.
“It was much easier for me calling Social Security and taking her off not getting any more checks here, than it was that (voter registration),” he said.
For some reason, I sincerely doubt the dead are voting for John McCain. Do acorns have a scent because this sure stinks.
October 31st, 2008 at 12:21 pm
this would be a funnier title if George H.W. Bush was in office
“They’re comming to get you Barbara”
October 31st, 2008 at 2:00 pm
They stole this idea from the Simpsons. Sideshow Bob did exactly hat. Even Snowball II. (Lisa’s cat) voted for him.
And we all know Mickey Mouse is already registered.
Coincidence?
October 31st, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Somewhere out there there is some poor schmuck who won’t be able to vote because his parents thought it would be cute to name him Mickey Mouse.
Though whether that was the case with the registration that was posted here or not is besides the point.
October 31st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The dead have risen and are voting Democrat.
Same old, same old.
November 1st, 2008 at 7:16 am
Yep, it has an official designation in Chicago: “Representation without respiration.”
W.
November 1st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
My cousin up in Pgh told me on the phone that he received a phone call concerning his late mother, a lifelong Republican that suddenly got out of the grave and registered herself as a Democrat.
Try and get that off the record sometime…