A Price On Bristol’s Baby’s Head
Janeane Garofalo can say Republicans are mean people, but the hate that continues to ooze from the liberal left continues to amaze.
Never in history has a woman been under more pressure to keep an unwanted pregnancy than Bristol Palin. She is the teenage daughter of Alaska Governor & Vice-Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin – a conservative, Creationist Christian power-vampire and pro-life huckster who has put Bristol and her un-welcomed fetus at the center of a politico-religious crusade to stop her exercising her constitutional right to terminate the pregnancy.
I, Doug Stanhope, am offering you, Bristol Palin, the sum of 25,000 dollars so that you can abort your child and move out of that draconian home. I have also set up a PayPal link so that others around the world can help increase this amount to ease the burden of starting out on your own at such an early age.
Mr. Stanhope goes on to brag about the fact he “accidentally” knocked up a girl and took care of the problem. But putting a bounty on the head of an unborn child isn’t enough for Dougy.
He wants to kill babies in Sarah Palin’s name.
Even if you cannot take my offer, I will still use my money or money donated through this page to pay for at least one abortion for a disadvantaged teenage girl each year for the rest of my life in the name of your mother. And in my will, I shall have a good portion of my estate turned into the Sarah J Palin Abortion Fund that will help girls from all walks of life from destroying their lives and our natural resources by having children.
And George Bush thought he could have a “new tone” with these people.












September 17th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
It really *is* a mental disorder.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
That’s pretty sick. What would Stanhope say if his mother considered abortion?
September 17th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
And of course, the whole thing is based on a false premise, that Bristol’s baby is “Unwanted”. All babies are Unwanted for Liberals (Unless they can be raised in a gay household). Remember, liberal babies are not “Bundles of joy”, they are ‘Punishments”.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
And I thought that there was nothing that a lib could do to surprise me. Well, it just goes to show, there’s no depth to which the libtards won’t sink.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
And as usual, it’s always about money with these vermin.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
This guy sounds like the poster child for post-term abortion himself.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
You conservatives are sick!!!!!! Your saying you really think that baby will be loved and wanted?! No WAY that that Palin girl wants her baby!!!!!! No 17-year-old can say for herself what she wants!!!!!!!! You people KNOW that her EVIL mother is PROJECTING her morals on to her children!!!!!!! Children should NOT be taught morals by there parents!!!!!
September 17th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
I believe this idiot is a candidate for for a democratic party program passed by Bill Clinton to diminish the repulican base. its called retroactive birth control and that plan calls for him to be aborted as well as his mother so that she cannot have produce any more idiots like him.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Brotio, I hope you are being sarcastic.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I don’t like abortion.
But I’m really starting to think about the concept of retroactive abortion.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Thanks, Tut
That was a pretty good Kos imitation, huh?
September 18th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Once again, the left hits bottom and keeps digging…..
September 18th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Is Ms. Bristol Palin’s child unwanted? Never considered. If the child was, would she rather set it up for adoption instead? Never considered.
Well, it his money, Doug Stanhope can do as he likes with it providing that all involved do so consensually. I will say this though:
Mr. Stanhope, you are a sick man. I will have nothing to do with you even if it were for my own benefit here or in the afterlife.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Though I’m sure you will be sued if you did name this foundation after Mrs. Sarah Palin.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Sick! Just SICK!
September 18th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
[...] of these ruminations is to bring your attention to a story that Danny Lemiuex emailed to me. Bob Parks highlights a statement and offer from Doug Stanhope, a man who has bought into the abortion argument hook, line and sinker: Janeane Garofalo can say [...]