Cincinnati Bengal Chad Johnson has now legally changed his name to Ocho Cinco after his uniform number. While his change is purely cosmetic, some people’s change was quite understandable.
While amusing, the 30-year-old athlete’s legal application was hardly as pressing (or warranted) as some other name change filings TSG has gathered. As seen in these additional documents, prior petitioners were born with such unfortunate names like Fuk King, Dick, Doody, Schmuck, Queer, Suckey, Pinas, Porn, Fukova, and Ralph Lifshitz (who changed his name to Ralph Lauren). Yes, that Ralph Lauren.
I can see that.
Well, I guess Ocho Cinco beats the letter X…
I have Ocho Cinco on my fantasy team so far this year. Hopefully he won’t suck.