The “Do Not Concede” Convention

This whole display of Democrat unity just ain’t workin’. Despite the biased media’s best attempt to portray them as a party rallying around their choice, Barack Obama, the rumblings behind the scenes are making for a collective disruption on the convention floor that will hardly be anticlimactic.

Some of Hillary Rodham Clinton’s Texas supporters to the Democratic National Convention aren’t ready to concede the presidential nomination to Barack Obama.

And if the roll call goes against Clinton, they plan to try to force a convention vote on her for the vice-presidential nomination.

Meanwhile Hillary’s acting all “I hadn’t the slightest clue they would do this”. On one hand, she says she’s asked her supporters to back Obama, while on the other hand Hillary attends mini-rallies where the only thing missing are pitchforks, torches, and rolling pins.

Make sure your popcorn is heavily buttered as Hillary is going to do a “Last Tango In Paris” on Barack Obama in front of an international television audience.

“We haven’t had our convention yet. I don’t appreciate everyone telling us the outcome,” said Linda Rangel Moore, 57, a retired Air Force supply chief from San Antonio who is a Clinton delegate.

“I’m going into debt to go to Denver. If they’re telling us that we have a nominee, I feel insulted.”

Under normal circumstances, there would be little reason for a Republican to watch the Democrat National Convention. But it would appear there will be no shortage of drama. The potential of seeing Barack Obama, Howard Dean, and the rest of the Democrat powers-that-be get their salads tossed by a bunch of angry fellow Dems will mean a significant sales drop in Netflix rentals next week.

The Denver DNC Convention will be THE show next week. Set your DVRs because this could be a real action thriller.

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8 Responses to The “Do Not Concede” Convention

  1. thekingtut says:

    There’s gonna be as much fun inside as outside. God, I can’t wait. Went to Sam’s and got a big old box of Slim Jims. Next, I’ve gotta get me some beer. I wonder how good Red Stripe is?

  2. admin says:

    Our personal favorite is “Steel Reserve”.

  3. Brandon says:

    I could’ve done without the visual of Howard Dean getting his salad tossed. “Yeeaaaarrrgghhhh!!!”

  4. IT Nerd says:

    Bob -

    All that time on the USS Neverdock contribute to you getting burned out on San Miguel?

  5. admin says:

    More burned out on Bullfrog. Didn’t care much for Mojo.

  6. The Machine says:

    Sam Migoo?

    The flyboy’s friend.

  7. Mauser says:

    I brew my own.

  8. Eric says:

    My personall favorite is Guiness, I don’t drink alot so I got a 6 pack for the DNC. Oh and my roommate found microwavable carmel popcorn, perfect for how sweet Nov. will be for the GOP

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