Monthly Archives: July 2008

Manny To Be Manny In L.A.

The latest professional-poison-athlete is on his way out of town. It looks like Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez is now a Los Angeles Dodger. The Red Sox don’t deserve a player like me. He’ll be right at home in the … Continue reading

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Akron Smoking Nazis Strike

Okay, we know smoking is bad, but an Akron hospital may have gone too far… If you are in the market for a new job, and you smoke, the list of prospects may be dwindling Starting Nov. 1st, it won’t … Continue reading

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Congress, Where For Art Thou?

How many of us could go on vacation and not finish up our work before doing so? And how many of us get five weeks off to boot? President George W. Bush scolded Congress for a third straight day for … Continue reading

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A Homeless Drop: This Can’t Be

When a Democrat is in The White House, we hardly ever see any stories in the media about the homeless. However, when a Republican is president, homelessness is portrayed as a problem that’s been ignored for years, if not gotten … Continue reading

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Obama Reaching Out With A Soldering Iron

Why is it Republicans are always expected to reach out, while Democrats are applauded for standing their ground? I am looking forward to collaborating with everyone here to win the election, but more importantly, collaborate with everybody here — and … Continue reading

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Endorsement Of The Day

It’s all about appearances. Today The Times’ eagle-eyed Harriet Ryan spotted Phil Spector, the famous rock entrepreneur and infamous date, showing up for a court hearing in Los Angeles wearing a very obvious “Barack Obama Rocks” pin. Spector, you may … Continue reading

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Edwards: Don’t A$k, Don’t Tell

No matter whom you’re dealing with, it always comes down to follow the money. A NATIONAL ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered John Edwards’ mistress, Rielle Hunter – the mother of his “love child” – has been secretly receiv­ing $15,000 a month … Continue reading

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Ludacris Raps Hillary

I hope this isn’t going to be a trend.

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