What is Paula On…?
As I like watching train wrecks, I may have to start watching American Idol again…
First round over, all the Idolettes are brought back onstage so the judges can do some speed-critiquing. Randy calls Jason okay, David C. very good, Brooke better than last week but still karaoke and David A. “the bomb,” while Syesha was “in the zone.”
What happens next is the Very Best Paula Moment. Ever. She has hallucinated an entire second-song performance by Jason before he’s given it. Everyone looks confused. Someone stops her. “Oh, I thought you sang twice,” Paula says, looking bewildered.
You can be an overpaid, has-been dancer with very questionable singing ability, come to work and judge other’s singing ability (the irony in that is truly striking), appear to be under the influence of something on more than one occasion, and still have a job.
America is truly a wonderful country.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Bob, what happened to your link on the front page of MND?
April 30th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Looks like I got knocked down a peg.
April 30th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I remember thinking Paula was mad Hot when she was still an MTV star. But I read about her now, and it’s just sad what a mess she is.
We need a way to have Celebrities UN-emancipated and put into foster care with really strict parents.
Ever notice how Paula never puckers her lips even slightly while talking? That always struck me as weird after I noticed it.