Paris Lied, Will People Die?

After last Wednesday’s Larry King Live “interview” with Paris Hilton, we’ve discovered something we’ve known all along. Paris lies.

She claimed to have brought into jail a Bible which she later bought at the commissary which she says she read every day but has no favorite passage she could name. Obviously, the Bible made a big impression on her.

Paris is a dumb blonde. That’s right, I said it. In the world of YouTube, you just can’t say things and forget what you said or did before.

She told Larry King she never used drugs.

Whoops.

So, if no more than 48 hours after she gets out of the slam she feels free to lie on national television about God and pot while saying she should never have been busted and jailed in the first place, what’s to stop her from getting behind the wheel drunk and/or stoned again?

But I’m one of those people who said mean things. Sorry, Paris.