Justice DeLay’d, Justice Denied
That title was a bit deceptive. I’m not sure if Congressman Tom DeLay is enjoying or not all the attention he’s getting now. Some of us on the right who can appreciate what happens when our own officials who should obviously obey the law, rub it in our faces.
Yes, what happens in Washington is another “everybody does it” reality television show. Yes, his wife was his campaign manager and she obviously should get paid. I worked on campaigns, gave good advice, but no one ever paid me as much as a quarter of a million bucks possibly because of who I was married to or who my daddy was. The congressman should’ve known how that would look, but the DeLays took the money and ran anyway.
Democrats are digging this and examples of tolerance are being justifiably rubbed in our faces:
Tolerance Alert: Artist and HRC fundraiser Christopher Goodwin of is sorry about the public confusion his tee-shirt art has created. “The Tom DeLay suicide shirt was in poor taste. I apologize. Now, please stop sending me hate mail. I get the point.”
Pussy.
Goodwin also added, “Someone pointed out to me today that, by admitting I was wrong, I’ve shown a great deal more character than Mr. DeLay himself, who, it seems, can never admit to any wrongdoing.”
So much for the apology. Isn’t it amazing how liberal hate always finds a way to seep through. After all, it must really suck to admit you were the hatemonger and have to apologize to Republicans.
Now back to DeLay: there is no excuse for someone who is smart enough to realize just how improper it always looks when you get your relatives on any payroll, if not intentional, and just go on and do it anyway. Does Washington attract stubborn people and make them greasy or does it attract greasy people and make them stubborn as well. And to top matters off, DeLay refuses to say anything that would clear his name and explain those “lavish” vacations paid for by lobbyists.
Let’s see how long Tom DeLay can drag the Republican name through the mud with him as he golden parachutes himself away from a jail cell.
Today It’s Pies
Last October, two young males charged the stage and threw pies at Ann Coulter while she was giving a speech at the University of Arizona. In February, a protester threw a shoe at Richard Perle during a debate with Howard Dean, screaming “liar, liar.†Within the month, pies and salad dressing were thrown at William Kristol and Patrick Buchanan at two separate campuses.
David Horowitz, who I consider an attention-starved blowhard (that from personal experience) said “There’s a wave of violence on college campuses, committed by what I’d call fascists opposing conservatives. It’s one step from that to injury.” That after being nailed by a pie while speaking at Butler University.
Okay, this is meant to be humiliation. The college campus establishment and the media love this stuff. Both have been rather silent on the issue. I’ve written many times that liberals love to joke about us being dead and provided as many quotes. Do they figure they just need physically threaten us enough so we’ll drop our desire of political balance at their hallowed institutions of liberal arts?
Is this the start of the next Civil War? If so, fear not. Liberals tend to run for Canada when it comes time to defend their values.
Daddy 911
We seem to get some kind of perverse pleasure and assurance from watching a television show with someone who has to deal with someone else’s messed up kids. One thing I’ve noticed is that the nannies have yet to visit a black household. Okay, finding a black household with a father in the home would be problematic at best, but if daddy were home there would be no need for a nanny’s disciplinary strategy.
I don’t mean to shock anyone anymore than normal, but an ass whuppin’ usually averts most occurrences of child-like insubordination. Ass whuppins were basically outlawed when the lines between discipline and abuse were strategically blurred by liberal pointy heads. Now while I agree abuse is wrong, abuse of parents who pay for everything that spoiled kid wants or needs is also wrong. But of course, that viewpoint is almost never represented on kid channels.
Television programming on Nick and the Disney Channel invite laughter at the expense of stupid, embarrassing parents. No wonder a child feels empowered and could get away with taking a dump in the shower or spitting on a stranger or slapping mom in the face.
Ass whuppins occur in black households, and they occur as often as necessary to correct bad behavior. As a result, very few living black children cuss, spit at, or hit their parents. I personally would’ve walked in between the middle lanes of the Southeast Expressway rather than dare deliver a punchline at my father’s expense.
One last observation: Fox needs to put a little more cash into their show. It must be humiliating for the nannies to have to walk to the airport after each show. Someone please give the nanny a lift. At least the ABC super nanny has a limo.
And on that note….
The Kid’s Choice Awards
There was that “Ozzie and Harriet” era when children were expected to be seen but not heard. Nobody seemed to care what the kid’s choices could be. There were reasons for that and the world was a better place for it.
Hello boys and girls. Today’s word is “Escalade.” Can you spell “Escalade?”
First of all, there’s no way I respect any group that votes Hillary Duff “Best Actress” two years in a row. But even more curious is how low Ben Stiller’s career must be that his agent must have called him on the phone and said, “Ben, you’re gonna love this one, baby. YOU are going to host the Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Awards!”
This, of course, was a good thing for Stiller. Millions of kids who can’t name one movie he’s ever appeared in considers him a household name. It’s probably done wonders for Johnny Depp whom my seven-year-old asked with near disgust of his guest intrusion, “Who’s he?”
Incidentally, my seven-year-old thinks Michael Bolton looks like George Washington. Time to get those greatest hits CD commercials off of kids television stations.
Staying Current
Speaking of exposure, Al Gore is starting the channel “Current” that will “target younger viewers with a blend of news, culture and viewer-produced video.” “We have no intention of being a Democratic channel, a liberal channel or the TV version of Air America,” said Gore. If that is truth, then why need say it? If that is truth, why is Al Gore involved at all? If one could truly take him at his word and the channel wouldn’t be used to push liberal messages, why are no real conservatives involved?
Gore has teamed up with Joel Hyatt, founder of Hyatt Legal Services (another damn lawyer); David Neuman, Current’s president of programming, who worked at CNN and Walt Disney Television. Although Gore insists the channel will have no political agenda, according to Associate Press, “In its first contest judging video submissions to the channel, Current awarded a $15,000 prize to three filmmakers who produced a funny segment poking fun at predictable and often misleading presidential campaign ads.”
The last I checked, one would have to have a political agenda to poke “fun at predictable and often misleading presidential campaign ads.” But let’s take Al Gore at his word… this time.
Too Late To Play Ketchup
He’s back…!
“Last year too many people were denied their right to vote, too many who tried to vote were intimidated. There is no magic wand. No one person is going to stand up and suddenly say it’s going to change tomorrow. You have to do that.”
– Senator John Kerry to the Massachusetts League of Women’s Voters
Okay, Kerry still believes being denied the felon vote cost him the election.
But what’s up with the crutches? Just how much sympathy does it require to keep him going? While the election was “stolen” from him, evil Republicans savaged his humble and meek spouse, humiliated his unpretentious see-through dressed daughter, and George Soros may never invest another $12 million in him again.
There is such a thing as poetic justice.
Bullet Quotes: Obama On Byrd
The things one is expected to do when one is a freshmen Democrat senator.
Moveon.org claims they own the DNC because they raised a lot of Internet cash during the presidential election. I guess they own Illinois Senator Barack Obama as well. Obama sent out a fundraising email on behalf of the liberal “advocacy group”, former Klansman, and senior senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia.
- “Senator Robert Byrd was one of the first senators I met with when I came to the Senate three months ago.”
I wouldn’t be surprised if Byrd wanted to get a gander at this talk-of-the-town niggra he’s been hearing so much about. Obama bin Laden. Something like that….
- “Senator Byrd understands the history, the importance and the role Senate plays in our government — at 87 years old, he’s the most senior senator.”
And if it were up to Senator Byrd, he’d have all that rap music off television. Life is so ironic at times.
- He has spoken out passionately against a Bush foreign policy that has alienated our allies throughout the world.
So have Fiedel Castro, the Dixie Chicks, Madonna, Michael Moore, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter, and almost every terrorist worldwide.
- Today, he is fighting an attempt by Republicans to change the 200-year-old rules of the Senate that would allow Republicans to ram federal judges through the Senate with no regard for what others might say.
Unfortunately, Democrats are using senile old windbags like Byrd to filibuster judicial nominees for days, requiring 60 votes for appointment instead of the traditional 50. Like those immature brats that hurl pies, Democrats are using that tactic to get their way. Funny how Obama left out that portion of the truth. Guess he learns quickly….
“Above all, Robert Byrd understands just how sacred the Constitution of our country truly is and fights every day to protect it.”
I wonder if Byrd really knows what year it is.
According to the Chicago Sun-Times, “Shortly after taking office, he became the Midwest vice chairman for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, writing the main Democratic Senate campaign organization a $150,000 check from his own campaign fund. Since then, Obama has raised $292,000 for the DSCC.”
By the end of January, Obama, sworn into office Jan. 4, organized his own political action committee, called the HOPEFUND. In three months, that pot of money raised $4,200 for each of 13 senators who face re-election in 2006.
Obama also made phone calls to pitch donors for specific donations to the campaign funds of Democratic senators, raising $15,600 for Ben Nelson of Nebraska, $31,300 for Bill Nelson of Florida, $22,900 for Byrd’s war chest, $29,100 for Maria Cantwell of Washington and $16,600 for Kent Conrad of North Dakota.
Obama’s March 29 online letter to 3.1 million MoveOn.Org members, along with a note by MoveOn.Org executive director Eli Pariser, raised more than $500,000 after just nine hours online. By the time the special appeal was ended March 31, a total of $834,000 was collected.
The total for all of the above is $1,446,100.
I guess they’re making the brother earn that senatorial salary. And some call black conservatives sell-outs….
